Look into my eyes…

For a person who doesn’t wear rings I sure do like them. Especially those featuring crania.

I’ve got crania mania.

I recently was introduced to design siblings Zoe & Morgan’s collection of  edgy baubles from a conversation I was having about video integration with a web developer (rock and roll).  And by George are they super. Offspring of the legendary Moonbird jewelry designer Douglas Sibbald  (or Silver Fox to his friends), Zoe and Morgan are the second generation of Sibbalds to be romanced by the stone, or rather stones and shiny metals. Having launched their own label back in 2006 their most recent collection is more than a little bit rockstar and has secured them an invite to my fantasy hand party.

Which isn’t rude. It’s just when you wear lots of rings at once.

I guess the word fantasy doesn’t help…

Above: Diamond Skull Ring £750

Mini Protect Me Ring £129

Blue Sapphire Poison Ring £1150

Green Amethyst Princess Skull Ring £1250

All from www.zoeandmorgan.com

The Marie

What have you been doing today Rose?

Well, I am glad you have asked Mr. Internet, as today I have been christening collars. Which is not to say I have been spraying  ’suits’  or ‘the man’ with holy water to purifying them of their commuter sins, but instead that I was given the honor of naming  each of the five lovely collars which make up The Shirt Company’s new collar collection.

Which was jolly good fun.

Given my love of a reference, predictably each of the collars is named after someone or something. Ten points and maybe a little prize to the first person to spot all of them.  To help you out in your unpicking of the not very complex way my brain works I have posted  a cryptic clue at the end of this article to aid you in your guessing.

Okay? Ready, set, go…

The Orlanda

The Peony

The Viola

The Poesy

 (Not so) Cryptic clue: Going out on a Lim, eating French fancies with a small bunch of literary types and miss typed.

Get guessing…

You can shop the range exclusively here: www.theshirtcompany.com

Full disclosure: I work for The Shirt Company.  And though I do write for them, I don’t write for them here.

Lucy Wood conjures the grey magic of the rain soaked Cornish coast with her first literary offering.

Generally I am not a huge fan of short stories. It may sound obvious but the endings come to soon for my liking, characters snatched away from you before you really get to know them. It’s a bit like finding out that interesting person you met on your induction day has left the company before your first day. The one exception to this rule, however, is for fables or folk tales. Which is exactly what Lucy Wood offers up with Diving Belles. In a collection of tales which vary from fun and puckish to melancholic and drizzle drenched, Lucy Wood takes us to a contemporary Cornwall rife with house sprites worrying about the damp in the bathroom, man stealing mermaids and grandmothers living in caves on the beach.

Amongst the various tales in this atmospheric collection, the one that really stood out for me was that of a woman turning to stone. The description of the creeping heaviness of the transformation for flesh to granite was so physically evocative, that on the evening of my finishing the book I dreamt my own gradual cold solidification.

Though it maybe the book of my dreams (see above) Diving Belles is by no means a flawless book, there are some repetitive elements throughout the tales, and some of the wistful parting shots are a little indulgent. But its ability to conjure up the distinctive sepulchral magic of the British coast is second to none and makes this slim hardback a dankly enjoyable read for a rainy day, particularly on the long train journey to Penzance.

Diving Belles by Lucy Wood is published by Bloomsbury and is available for £8.39 from Amazon.co.uk. 

IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING
But what to wear if you’re not the one in the gown?

 There are few events (bar first dates, an appearance on live TV or the Met Ball) which cause quite as much what-to-wear consternation than the forthcoming nuptials of a friend/colleague/ex. After all wedding photos are the sort to stick around, even after a facebook de-tag session.

Here are four alternatives to a pastel suit…
without a fascinator in sight.

Sandals, Miu Miu, £400
Embellished Vest, Topshop, £35
Aztec Trousers, Topshop, £40
Pearl Drop Earrings, Lanvin, £320
Valorie Clutch, Anya Hindmarch, £350

Rita Jacket, Acne, £800
Fluro Dip Dress, Topshop, £48
Neon Clutch, Emilio Pucci, £1110
Gold Sandals, Zara, £39.99

Babelona Bael-Print Dress, Mary Katrantzou, £1,270
Lytton Sequined Clutch, Diane von Furstenberg, £245
Gold Sandals, Zara, £49.99

Red Onion Organza Dress, Dolce & Gabbana, £1,600
Floppy Hat, River Island, £20
Straw Basket Bag, Topshop, £30
Sydney Patent Leather Sandals, J.Crew, £200

While it is terribly bad etiquette to try and upstage the bride and liable to get you a bouquet in the eye, there are no rules about out styling the rest of the party.

A non traditional arm bauble from designer Patricia Nicolas.

Pretty/Scary

 Lady Punk Bracelet by Patricia Nicolas

£85.00, www.myflashtrash.com

On the third day of Christmas Little Birds gave to me three theatre reviews from the city.

(That sort of rhymes)

In order to put together the magazine’s Winter Fun Guide (you can read that here) I spent the majority of last month ‘researching’ (read: up to my neck in a whirlwind of yuletide good will) what’s on in and around London this festive season.

Amongst the reindeer petting and the gingerbread decorating, I also got to attend some of the press launches for a few of the new shows opening just in time for the Christmas holidays. Here are a three…

Matilda  - The Musical

The RSC’s musical adaptation of Roald Dahl classic tale of school days telepathy has got to be one of the most hyped productions of the year, not least because of the fact that the man behind the show’s revolting rhymes is none other than Tim Minchin.

Not being generally a musicals fan, especially West End musicals (too much set, exorbitant prices, staff in Shrek ears, etc.) I can’t say this was top of my ‘things I am looking forward to list.’ However, après a swift and pleasingly meaty burger at the Covent Garden Byron, I and my plus one for the evening, the hugely talent script writer and fellow musical apprehensive, Sam Ely over to the Cambridge Theatre.

And I must say it was stupendous. I mean wow-good. The sort of show that has you grinning like a lunatic and singing snippets on your way home.

It is undoubtedly a children’s show, but there was plenty of comedy aimed at those who have graduated from buckle shoes, school dinners and 6th form. You can spot the finger prints of Tim Minchin all over the show’s lyricism particularly in the pointedly funny ‘Miracle’  -  ‘My mummy says I am a miracle, my mummy says I am a special little girl’ – pokes some excellent fun at the current cult of ‘specialness’ that is rife in modern day parenting.

Sparkly, witty, energetic – I can’t remember the last time I had such bloody brilliant fun at the theatre.

The Cambridge Theatre, www.matildathemusical.com

Rating: *****

La Soirée

 

I had the good luck to have attended La Soirée last year, when the sauciest circus in town set up their big top on the South Bank. It was such a fantastic night, that when I got the chance to go again last week I jumped at the chance.

This year La Soirée has returned turtle-like to its birthplace – Camden’s The Roundhouse. Which sadly lacks some of the luxurious and other worldly atmosphere of the mirrored big top that was its abode last Christmas. The sequel to the much celebrated La Clique, La Soiree combines burlesque, acrobatics and variety show type acts to create a decidedly adult night at the circus.

There have been a few changes to the billings since last year’s run. Some are hits: Hugo Desmarais and Katharine Arnold’s sex, drugs, rock, roll and aerial acrobatics ‘The Cage’ stands out in particular. And some misses: German acrobatic duo Chris-Iris is creaky in the extreme.

I was sad to note that last year’s absolute highlight The English Gents weren’t on the programme this time around. Seeing them last year, I have to say they are one most astounding cabaret acts I’ve come across. Not to give too much away, but a man stands on the other’s head. ON HIS HEAD! Whist they are both standing UPRIGHT. That is not the sort of thing one forgets easily.

 Later I spoke to one of the performers who let slip that they had been dropped from the billing on the basis that they were too similar to Chris-Iris. Shame.

Anyway, in spite of that bugbear La Soirée was still a terrifically fun night out which I would highly recommend. Though if you suffer from stage fright/a fear of unicycles I would say avoid sitting on the front row.

The Round House, www.la-soiree.com

Rating: ****

Howl’s Moving Castle

So after two festive theatrical treats wrapped up with ribbons and placed in their respective stockings, here is the lump of coal.

Goodness me what a disappointment.  An adaptation of one of my favourite books, directed and designed by Davy and Kristin McGuire, with music composed by Fyfe Dangerfield (Guillemots), featuring narration from Stephen Fry, and all at my favourite London theatre, the Southwark Playhouse… It could have been so gloriously good – but it just wasn’t.

There was so much wrong with this production – the tech and set over shadowed any of the actual humans on stage, and the sound was so loud that it often drowned out the dialogue, making following the brutally edited version of the enchanting Diana Wynne Jones story virtually impossible.

With the one exception of the paper castle set design there was nothing I liked about this production.

The Southwark Playhouse, www.southwarkplayhouse.co.uk

Two hits, one miss

With thanks to the excellent people at The Corner Shop PR for providing tickets to both Matilda and La Soirée.

Sugar and spice and all things nice (plus cocoa)’

Prestat – Spicy Cinnamon Hot Chocolate Flakes

Melt in hot milk for a luxurious winter warmer. Also very nice sprinkled over vanilla icecream.

£8.50, www.prestat.co.uk

‘Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too…’

Pinch and mulled punch, first of the festive month and day one of Little Bird’s alternative advent calendar.

Today – Something to get you in the festive mood.


Diptyque - Perdigone Spicy Plum Scented Christmas Candle

It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas with this festive candle from Diptyque. With notes of nutmeg, clove, cinnamon and of course plum it will olfactorily transform your room into a veritable Christmas pudding.

£45, www.liberty.co.uk


Just a quick one as it’s a Sunday.

I just wanted to share these delightful midnight blue velvet lovelies from Topshop with you.

Adore Side Zip Boots at Topshop

£62.00

Definitely one for the wish list.

In Twin Peaks it's not just the theme tunes which are jazzy...

In yesterdays post I mentioned that boxsets have been taking up rather a lot of my free hours of late. One of those boxsets has been the bizarre and brilliant Twin Peaks (I’m so indie).

Over the course of the first series I have developed a serious style crush on gorgeous Audrey Horne (played by Sherilyn Fenn).  Not only can this girl tie a cherry stalk in a knot with her tongue (as demonstrated in perhaps the most impressive job interview ever) but she can even make a golf shoe look sexy.

Pencil skirts, cosy knits and bright pumps – what’s not to love.

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